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Clowns not always funny?

Posted on 03. Mar, 2009 by scott in economic daydreaming, political munglings

Sadly?I have to change my view on the political-economic situation as it stands today.? And the new view?is very sad indeed.??

Know something?? A clown isn’t funny when it does something stupid unintentionally and the flop ends up hurting others.

I?readily admit that there are?some times when certain clowns are never funny i.e. the anti-scoial and unsportsmanlike antics of Bobby Knight the “clown’ king of college basketball, or?Madoff the ‘clown’ king of immoral investment managemen? (he wants to protect $62+ million for his wife)– or any of the CEO’s of about any of the major financial and banking corporation (perhaps the?biggest clowns yet!).

The issue at hand.?? The economy.

Our Secretary of the Treasury is a sad, sad, clown though he tries not to be.? Every word he utters makes things worse. This can’t be intentional, can it?

Giethner spoke today before a Congressional committee — jeez louise,?I thought the guy was dead,?I mean where has he been since his worthless ‘high-profile’ speech a couple of weeks ago?? You know, the one that sent the markets into a tailspin.

My of my, what, an unfunny guy.? To think that I thought Bush’s appointees were clowns.? Obama’s set a new standard that indicate he recruits solely from the Barnum & Bailey school of economic napping.

Ya just gotta do something right Tim.? Don’t just stand there and watch the decline.? You are the freakin’ Secretary of the Treasury and most of us pay taxes to support you (you sadly do not pay all the taxes you should — at least until hauled in front of Congress).?? You’ve blown it, Obama guy.

Here is the situation.??We are in a fifteen month long recession (so far) and it is getting uglier by the day.??I have written about this before but in a hopeful way.? Now I find little to hope for and a lot to fear, because the new President and his team are NOT offering any encouragement or positive stimulus to the economy.? Quite the contrary.

Geithner and Obama and Reid and Pelosi are?not even trying to be bi-partisan.? They are just good old fashioned spend and govern democrats who?have now managed to push our country (not to mention the rest of the world) into the front end of a big?depression.? Soon that will be true by?almost any definition.

My new outlook (barring any real action by Obama and his crew of motley democratic fools):

Unemployment will reach 10% by mid-summer, GDP?will decline by 10% over the next year,?the recession will go on for at least 24 months (becomind a depression), and people in the USA will suffer, as will people in the U.S.?of?E (European community) and the dis-U.S.?of Soveitsky and all the other U’s and dis-U’s that are out there.? It feels real bad, this puppu could get?real ugly real soon.

Dang it Obama, I had hope for you and yours.? But you chose a tax cheat to be Secretary of the Treasury?? That should have been a glaring warning signal to you and everyone else.?Wasn’t caught by the guys in the easy chairs up on the hill.? This Giethner?guy acts like he has only that Barnum?& Bailey degree?? Come on.? How is he smarter than me?? Or anybody else for that matter?

?I had expectations of new intellectual highs in this administration.? Turns out that the smartest guy from the top down now is Joe, freakin’ Biden??? Aw, heck — how can? this be?? Biden is?only half as smart as Bush (ouch!) and he’s the smartest in this group?? Doesn’t bode well for us.? Maybe its only ‘cuz he speaks?on?TV?less often . . . but then again when he does speak — whoo momma, you wish you could just push the mute button.??Frankly I?find it hard to believe he?attended elementary school let alone graduated.?? And he was a senior senator?? How can?anyone take the guy seriously?? To be sure he reminds me of?Reese in ‘Malcom in the Middle’.

Giethner and the rest of his crew (what crew — he can’t get anyone to join the treasury let alone make it to the mandated Congressional interogation) aren’t doing the job at all??

Obama himself?? Turns out he is a great speaker . . . not such a great decider.? Not yet anyway and the clock is ticking.

Get going, Obama, my man, my fellow lover of basketball (the only truly?manly, non-neanderthal?sport in the world — except at the college and pro level where it is nothing but a showcase of bad ‘tats and worse attitudes — not the skill oriented, non-contact sport?I grew up with).

Whoops, there?I go again,?keep getting side tracked — but realize here that Biden, Pelosi, Reid and Geithner make me seem like a genius!!? Does that frighten you?? It should.?

Obama, my fellow lover of the leather-orb . . . get a clue, take some hints for the guys who manipulate the market for a living . . . they don’t like your ‘plans’ or lack of them at all.? That’s why the stock market has plummeted since your inauguration.

Nobody seems to like of believe?what you are doing (not even your fat-walleted, permanent politician, ne’er-do-wells in the democratic majority congress).? The dow down over 2,000 points since you got elected.? Banks dropping like flies in a sauna since your oath of office.? AIG, that great elusive pyramid scheme, eatin’ up our tax dollars like a happy California cow in good Utah pasture.?

The real bad news?? The whole shebang is gettin’ worse?since your great rose-colored speech a week or so ago.?? Sure you can lay out all the entitlements and social programs you and Pelosi have ever dreamed of,?just tell me how the heck are we gonna pay for them in anybody’s lifetime??

It just ain’t workin’ bud.? Take a deep breath and think it through again.? Then step up to the line a hit nothing but net by deciding and chosing some beauracats (sic) that can at least analyze the alternatives.

By the way, you can’t legislate morality, even though you seem to believe you should?legislate debt and the consequent immorality of it all.?? You wouldn’t be the first one to try and fail.?

You don’t have to make it that way.? Go after the root problem.? UNEMPLOYMENT.? If?a dude has?got a job then he?can pay his?mortgage . . . even if?his house is worth less today than a year ago.? Let the?homeowners stay in their houses for a while–until the value goes up again.? Just keep people EMPLOYED and create jobs for those that are NOT employed.

everything else is smoke and mirrors and nobody that can read at the 8th grade level is buying it.

When is a clown not funny?

Pretty much always, when the clown is a myopic democrat that believes the nincompoops in government know a lot more than the people out there that WORK FOR A LIVING and actually paying taxes.

the arrival of the depression will be too late for you to act responsibly and you have only days or maybe weeks to act — certainly not months.?

Do something smart, intelligent and right.? NOW!!? Even something funny if you must . . . just now something sad and disastrous.

IT AIN”T FUNNY NOW MAN!

Crap, I just remembered, I?hate clowns!!

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and thanks to mel b. at flick for the photo

Tags: biden, depression, economy, geithner, obama